Saturday, August 20, 2011

Outed

The CEO paid a visit to the Denver office this week. One lunch with him and he had me pegged.

Me: I'll have the veggie burger.
CEO: Are you vegetarian?
Me: Actually I'm vegan.
CEO: What is that?
Me: It's like being vegetarian but I don't eat cheese or milk or eggs.
CEO: [pause]...you know, your boy Obama is in a lot of trouble.

The feather extensions in my hair might have also given me away.

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